I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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