You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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