Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
They took my balls.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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