why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
