I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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