He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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