So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
