was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
