My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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