Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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