I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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