apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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