Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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