Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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