Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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