I wannas sexs uuuuu
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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