that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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