fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Sorry about my life...
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Randomize
