I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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