Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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