I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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