My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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