Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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