I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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