Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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