About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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