Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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