she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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