sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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