I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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