There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Randomize