ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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