Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
