ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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