it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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