Do vagina's smell?
i wish my penis had a tongue
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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