why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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