I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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