All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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