why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
