I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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