i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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