found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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