9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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