So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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