I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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