I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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