For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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