Sponge bath it is.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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