Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Life is so much better after having sex.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
i think my cat just said my name.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Randomize
