PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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