What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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