I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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