so explain again why im purple
no
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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