you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
